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A Joke I Have Tried to Share I wrote a joke last summer while I was working at the Bronx Zoo in 102 degree weather for a Bloomberg corporate recreational event.  Our job was to walk around, find a big cart, try to find something to put in the big cart, try to find something small to put in a small cart, and then take both carts down and back the length of the three mile zoo. We got an optional voucher to eat at the zoo for lunch, which I did, despite the alternative option being quite, much better. Unfortunately, the zoo food is my favorite part of going to the zoo, and it did make me sick. My manager, Eleanore, was about my age if not older, and presented to me a constant state of flux between faux enthusiasm at my work ethic and disappointment at my burgeoning incompetence. It was through her foggy glasses that I learned the flags for the scavenger hunt I had just erected in record time were placed backwards, leading guests to finish the activity shockingly early. At the time, I...

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